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A blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the headphones o.k.?"
"Fine" said the hairdresser - a little taken aback - but happy for the work. Three weeks later, the same blonde returned and asked for another haircut but with the same condition:
"Whatever you do ... don't touch the headphones" "No problem" said the hairdresser who went on to give her another good cut, considering the restraint.
Three weeks later, the same thing happened "and don't forget - don't touch the headphones" said the blonde.
Well, just as the hairdresser was finished, she couldn't resist and she just lifted one side of the headphones up. The blonde promptly fell stone dead on the floor of the shop. "Oh my God - I think I've killed her" screamed the hairdresser. She picked up the headphones and put them on herself. She heard the strangest thing... "breathe in...breathe out... breathe in...breathe out."
A blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the headphones o.k.?"
"Fine" said the hairdresser - a little taken aback - but happy for the work. Three weeks later, the same blonde returned and asked for another haircut but with the same condition:
"Whatever you do ... don't touch the headphones" "No problem" said the hairdresser who went on to give her another good cut, considering the restraint.
Three weeks later, the same thing happened "and don't forget - don't touch the headphones" said the blonde.
Well, just as the hairdresser was finished, she couldn't resist and she just lifted one side of the headphones up. The blonde promptly fell stone dead on the floor of the shop. "Oh my God - I think I've killed her" screamed the hairdresser. She picked up the headphones and put them on herself. She heard the strangest thing... "breathe in...breathe out... breathe in...breathe out."
Answer
That's hilarious. I have one for ya. So one day this blonde girl is waiting for the doctor in the waiting room. She noticed a vending macine for beverages. They were all sodas. After she put the change in the machine she pressed the button for a coke. The bottle never came out. After several more attempts she begins to kick and shake it. A bunch of sodas fall out and start rolling down the hall out the office and into the road. She begins to run down the street as the cans roll down the road. A man walks down the street to her and goes hmm that looks like fun can join you and she goes no can't you see i'm winning.
Answer2
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OMG!!
Answer3
freakin hilarous
Answer4
okay.
Answer5
its funny....lol
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:o)
Answer6
ty for making me laughing
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