What are some good comebacks to lesbian jokes?

I'm not a lesbian but this dude that sits with me at lunch keeps making lesbian jokes at me. I know that he is kidding but he won't quit. So I was wondering if anyone had some witty comebacks for me to try to get him to stop.

Answer

tell him that he's just in denial about your real(straight) sexuality because he's not good enough to get with you. in other words, he calls you a lesbian because he can't make you his girlfriend

Answer2

Sorry honey, I'm a guy.

The least I can help you is this


Guy: "You're such a lesbian."
You: "Sneeze on me and maybe I'll catch the straights."

Answer3

Tell him one back:
Why don't lesbians like (describe him: jocks? short guys? guys with a zit on their chins?)
They are just like the rest of us.

Answer4

tell him he's the lesbian.

Answer5

haha.. you just trying to justify why u cant get with me?