there was a elephant and a naked man. the elephant said to the naked man how do you breah out of that little thing.
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If you love brittany than maybe you shouldn't read this, but I thought this was funny.
Brittany Spears, the pilot, a nun, and a school girl are on a crashing plane and there's only three parachutes. Brittany says, "I'm brittany spears! I have to get off!" so she takes a parachute and jumps off. The pilot says "Well I'm the pilot! I have to get off!" So he takes another parachute and jumps off. Now there's only one parachute, the nun and school girl. So the nun says "It's okay little girl, you can take the last parachute." Then the little girl says, "It's okay, brittany spears took my backpack!"
I love this joke.
Brittany Spears, the pilot, a nun, and a school girl are on a crashing plane and there's only three parachutes. Brittany says, "I'm brittany spears! I have to get off!" so she takes a parachute and jumps off. The pilot says "Well I'm the pilot! I have to get off!" So he takes another parachute and jumps off. Now there's only one parachute, the nun and school girl. So the nun says "It's okay little girl, you can take the last parachute." Then the little girl says, "It's okay, brittany spears took my backpack!"
I love this joke.
Answer2
Umm.. How about..
Why were the piano hard to open?
Answer: because the keys were inside.
Oh.. Here's my favorite..
There was a prince who really likes this Princess but the prince was under a witch's spell. He could only say one word per year.. So he saved 9 years to say 9 words to the princess.. So one day he say the princess and the prince said, " My Darling i love you will you marry me?.. But then the princess turned back and said, " I'm sorry will you repeat what you said?
LOL. I laughed at this thing.
Why were the piano hard to open?
Answer: because the keys were inside.
Oh.. Here's my favorite..
There was a prince who really likes this Princess but the prince was under a witch's spell. He could only say one word per year.. So he saved 9 years to say 9 words to the princess.. So one day he say the princess and the prince said, " My Darling i love you will you marry me?.. But then the princess turned back and said, " I'm sorry will you repeat what you said?
LOL. I laughed at this thing.
Answer3
a man walks into a bar,
the bar tender points a gun at him,
the man says thank you and leaves
why did the man thank the bartender?
because the man wanted a shot
like the drink (alcohol)
the bar tender points a gun at him,
the man says thank you and leaves
why did the man thank the bartender?
because the man wanted a shot
like the drink (alcohol)
Answer4
the jonas brothers
Answer5
congress
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