1. A man walk into a bar and asks for a glass of water, the bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man, the man walks out and says "thanks", why?
2. A woman lives on the top floor of her apartment block, there is an elevator and stairs, if it is raining she rides all the way up, if there is some one else she rides all the way up, if she is going down she rides all the way down, if she is by herself and it is not raining she goes half way up and walks the rest, why?
2. A woman lives on the top floor of her apartment block, there is an elevator and stairs, if it is raining she rides all the way up, if there is some one else she rides all the way up, if she is going down she rides all the way down, if she is by herself and it is not raining she goes half way up and walks the rest, why?
Answer
1. the man had hiccups gun scares him
2. because shes a dwarf and cant reach high buttons so she uses umbrella to push buttons
2. because shes a dwarf and cant reach high buttons so she uses umbrella to push buttons
Answer2
Alright, the first person that answered this gets props. The other two can suck a big one for copying the hell out of that answer.
Answer3
The Man has hiccoughs the gun scares him and cures them
She is a dwarf and cannot reach the higher buttons
She is a dwarf and cannot reach the higher buttons
Answer4
he had the hiccups nd it scared him
she is a dwarf so when its raining she can use her umbrella
she is a dwarf so when its raining she can use her umbrella
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