The Story Telling Contest!?

i am bored can anyone tell me a story. pls make it funny! the one who makes the best story gets best answer! just has to be 3-4 sentences

Answer

There was once this girl on Yahoo Answers. She wanted to get some easy points in the Jokes and Riddles section. She found a story telling contest and wrote this stupid story about a girl on Yahoo Answers.

THE END

Answer2

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet sweet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a F*ck!."

Answer3

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it? 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.' The third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'

Answer4

my brother got arrested for possession of marijuana paraphernalia. The cop couldnt fit the bong in the cop car. Had to strap it to the bumper.

Answer5

this is real!!!



one day my friend christine and i were talking and i said guess what many times then she said guess what by mistake then said oh what! LOL

Answer6

Once upon a time. There lived an ugly hippo. His name was...Dota.