The worst joke you will ever hear in your life....care to comment?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amir
Amir who?
Amir (I'm here) so let me in!

It's the best I could think of, honest.

Answer

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream i'll lick his

Answer2

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hoo!
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hoo!
Hoo who?
Is there an echo in here?

Did you hear the one about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head!

(Thanks for that joke! You can add these to your list!)

Answer3

I actually enjoyed that Patrick and thought it was good. Sorry to disappoint you but I'm going to have to award you a star.

Answer4

I have a worse one.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming.
(Pants or no pants, i'm going swimming, get it? Ha!)

Answer5

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas

Answer6

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know!?

Answer7

im laughing but only because its soooo bad! Nice try but stick to the day job!!!!

Answer8

Alright Patrick
Well it is a start .. i will post a new clean one for you ... it is the only clean joke i know ..lol

Answer9

All Knock Knock jokes!

Answer10

knock, knock
who's there?
want
want who
3,4

Answer11

boy 1:dont you just hate when u get interrupted
boy 2:ye.....
boy 1:oh ya and he said

Answer12

it is ok never really cared for knock knock jokes or any jokes haaaa oh well.

Answer13

hahahaha its not that bad...i got one....


knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
dont cry its just a joke!!!

Answer14

I thought about it Patrick, but can't beat that. Star.

Answer15

wow so not funny,Patrick !

Answer16

nice makes me think of finger nails on a chalk board