The priest, the minister and the rabbi
are walking in the woods discussing
their believes. When suddenly they
spot a bear. They make a bet as to who
can convert the bear to their religion.
The priest goes first and chases the bear
into the woods. Later that day the minister
and the rabbi visit the priest in the hospital.
He is tore up a bit , but in good shape.
They ask the priest , "what happened."
The priest says, "did you ever try to swing
inscence under a bears nose?"
The 3 of them are out in the woods again
when they spot the same bear.
The minister says, "whatch how this is done."
So he chases the bear down to the river.
The other 2 hear a lot of howls and splashing.
The minister is in the hospital and his 2 friends
come to visit and ask, "what happened?"
The minister says, "did you ever try to baptise
a bear?"
A few days later the 3 of them are out in the woods
when they spot the same bear. The rabbi says,
"now it's my turn and I will show you guys how
this is done."
So he chases the bear deep into the woods. Then
the minister and the priest hear much howling
and screming.
They visit the rabbi in the hospital. The poor guy
is near death. Bites and scratches all over his body,
nose is ripped off and one eye is hanging out.
The priest and minister ask, "what happened?"
The rabbi says,"did you ever try to circumsize
a bear?"
are walking in the woods discussing
their believes. When suddenly they
spot a bear. They make a bet as to who
can convert the bear to their religion.
The priest goes first and chases the bear
into the woods. Later that day the minister
and the rabbi visit the priest in the hospital.
He is tore up a bit , but in good shape.
They ask the priest , "what happened."
The priest says, "did you ever try to swing
inscence under a bears nose?"
The 3 of them are out in the woods again
when they spot the same bear.
The minister says, "whatch how this is done."
So he chases the bear down to the river.
The other 2 hear a lot of howls and splashing.
The minister is in the hospital and his 2 friends
come to visit and ask, "what happened?"
The minister says, "did you ever try to baptise
a bear?"
A few days later the 3 of them are out in the woods
when they spot the same bear. The rabbi says,
"now it's my turn and I will show you guys how
this is done."
So he chases the bear deep into the woods. Then
the minister and the priest hear much howling
and screming.
They visit the rabbi in the hospital. The poor guy
is near death. Bites and scratches all over his body,
nose is ripped off and one eye is hanging out.
The priest and minister ask, "what happened?"
The rabbi says,"did you ever try to circumsize
a bear?"
Answer
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar, and the barkeep asks " What is this, some kind of joke?"
Answer2
A priest, a rabi and a minister walk into a bar......they all had bruised foreheads.
Answer3
a priest a rabi and a minister walk into a bar
...and get concussions
...and get concussions
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