A guy sat down at the bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender filled his mug and slid it down the bar.
While sliding down the bar, the mug hit a blond woman's boobs and splashed all over them...
The bartender went over, retrieved the mug and licked the beer off her boobs.
Each time the guy called for another beer this happened.
After his third beer, the guy decided to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumped up and started to lick them...
She decked him!
He was laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why'd you let the bartender lick your boobs, but not me?'
'Duh,' said the blond, 'He has a licker license!'
x x x
The bartender filled his mug and slid it down the bar.
While sliding down the bar, the mug hit a blond woman's boobs and splashed all over them...
The bartender went over, retrieved the mug and licked the beer off her boobs.
Each time the guy called for another beer this happened.
After his third beer, the guy decided to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumped up and started to lick them...
She decked him!
He was laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why'd you let the bartender lick your boobs, but not me?'
'Duh,' said the blond, 'He has a licker license!'
x x x
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Miss Cherry,
Nice one squirrel,good joke, clean.
Just bought an Alexander Mcqueen shirt. Bit tight round the neck....but it hangs well.
Nice one squirrel,good joke, clean.
Just bought an Alexander Mcqueen shirt. Bit tight round the neck....but it hangs well.
Answer2
lol that's funny XD
Answer3
LOL. But really, some sorta cheek the guy has:D
Answer4
How does she know the other guy doesnt?
Answer5
hahah xD thats a good one
Answer6
good one Shells, would love to get you drunk and take advantage of you, lol
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